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A sepia spaghetti-western movie poster titled ‘Once Upon a Time in the East: The Adobo Western,’ with a poncho-clad gunslinger flanked by Filipino actors across a desert backdrop

Moviemov’s homage to Sergio Leone: How the East was won

Sergio Leone turned the tired cowboy movie into the Spaghetti Western, and its poncho-wearing ghost rode all the way to our own “Adobo Western.”

By Igan D'Bayan · December 19, 2012
The gold Dome of the Rock rising above the Western Wall and rooftops of Jerusalem’s Old City

Houses of the Holy

Floating on the Dead Sea, ten seconds inside the Holy Sepulchre, and a rabbi’s joke about the price of a phone call to God.

By Igan D'Bayan · October 14, 2012
A long-haired writer sits at a desk with a crow and a notebook marked Notes on Absence, ringed by numbered portraits of women under the hand-lettered title 26 Girlfriends I Never Had

26 girlfriends I never had

Twenty-six women, none of them his: near-misses, five-second flames and unrequited muses, ending with an art student called Racer G.

By Igan D'Bayan · July 29, 2012
Mock illuminated manuscript: a haloed chicken rises from a stone tomb before praying pilgrims, beside a scallop-marked Santiago de Compostela milestone

Tales of the Weird on the way to Santiago

A reanimated chicken, a gothic coop, a hostel room for snorers, and hammering on a hotel wall at 3 a.m. with nobody in the next room.

By Igan D'Bayan · February 19, 2012
A hyena in a bathrobe slumps on a sofa with beer bottles and a pizza box, walled in by stacks of romantic comedies under a poster reading Amor Vincit Omnia, Love Hurts

Love hurts… and so does rectal probing

A Valentine’s dispatch from the pit: heartbreak playlists, actual rectal probing, the smiley of doom, and why, oooh, crap hurts.

By Igan D'Bayan · February 14, 2012
Steel Jaeger-LeCoultre Reverso with a sunray blue dial and small-seconds counter, its rectangular case caught mid-swivel above a navy leather strap, against black

Reverso of fortune

‘It’s like a heart beating, moving inside. The cage is made of a hundred parts and it weighs less than a gram.’ The Reverso turns eighty.

By Igan D'Bayan · November 30, 2011
Stone towers and ornate facade of the Santiago de Compostela Cathedral against a clear blue sky

In God’s country

Pilgrims once followed the Milky Way to Santiago. A hundred thousand a year still come, by foot, bike, bus and one donkey, now guided by GPS.

By Igan D'Bayan · July 24, 2011
Three-eyed Cthulhu in a leather jacket croons “I Will Survive” at a karaoke dive bar strung with San Miguel Beer neon, as two alien patrons nurse their drinks at the next table

Videoke of Doom at the End of the World

Three minutes as Ian Brown, then back to being you. Nights in the karaoke rooms of Malate, where no one ever gets over anybody.

By Igan D'Bayan · February 28, 2011
In a sepia photo, poet Ophelia Alcantara Dimalanta stands on a low wooden pedestal in a dim library aisle between towering bookshelves, absorbed in an open book

Requiem for Lady Polyester

Poets mandate their own immortality. A protege remembers Ophelia Alcantara Dimalanta, UST’s Lady Polyester, over Leonard Cohen and beer.

By Igan D'Bayan · November 8, 2010
Cthulhu figurine in a graduation cap and gown striking a disco pose, one arm raised, before a crowd of horror-figure toys on a wooden floor

Dance the disco corrosion

A commencement address for the doomed: writer’s block, Eva Longoria as a sign of the apocalypse, and one ordinary Monday that broke a heart.

By Igan D'Bayan · April 5, 2010
Patrons gathering at the bar inside the legendary Penguin Cafe in Malate

Last rites at Penguin

A last drink at Penguin Cafe in Malate: Noli Aurillo plucking, a Rolling Stones epitaph, and thanks for all the fish crackers.

By Igan D'Bayan · January 4, 2010
Illuminated theater marquee glowing outside a dark movie palace at night

Cinema Purgatorio

An AB Lit student who snuck out of class returns to the dark: art films, a lost girl named Joy, and a professor finally answered.

By Igan D'Bayan · November 23, 2009