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A hyena in a bathrobe slumps on a sofa with beer bottles and a pizza box, walled in by stacks of romantic comedies under a poster reading Amor Vincit Omnia, Love Hurts

Love hurts… and so does rectal probing

A Valentine’s dispatch from the pit: heartbreak playlists, actual rectal probing, the smiley of doom, and why, oooh, crap hurts.

By Igan D'Bayan · February 14, 2012
Steel Jaeger-LeCoultre Reverso with a sunray blue dial and small-seconds counter, its rectangular case caught mid-swivel above a navy leather strap, against black

Reverso of fortune

‘It’s like a heart beating, moving inside. The cage is made of a hundred parts and it weighs less than a gram.’ The Reverso turns eighty.

By Igan D'Bayan · November 30, 2011
Stone towers and ornate facade of the Santiago de Compostela Cathedral against a clear blue sky

In God’s country

Pilgrims once followed the Milky Way to Santiago. A hundred thousand a year still come, by foot, bike, bus and one donkey, now guided by GPS.

By Igan D'Bayan · July 24, 2011
Three-eyed Cthulhu in a leather jacket croons “I Will Survive” at a karaoke dive bar strung with San Miguel Beer neon, as two alien patrons nurse their drinks at the next table

Videoke of Doom at the End of the World

Three minutes as Ian Brown, then back to being you. Nights in the karaoke rooms of Malate, where no one ever gets over anybody.

By Igan D'Bayan · February 28, 2011
In a sepia photo, poet Ophelia Alcantara Dimalanta stands on a low wooden pedestal in a dim library aisle between towering bookshelves, absorbed in an open book

Requiem for Lady Polyester

Poets mandate their own immortality. A protege remembers Ophelia Alcantara Dimalanta, UST’s Lady Polyester, over Leonard Cohen and beer.

By Igan D'Bayan · November 8, 2010
Cthulhu figurine in a graduation cap and gown striking a disco pose, one arm raised, before a crowd of horror-figure toys on a wooden floor

Dance the disco corrosion

A commencement address for the doomed: writer’s block, Eva Longoria as a sign of the apocalypse, and one ordinary Monday that broke a heart.

By Igan D'Bayan · April 5, 2010
Patrons gathering at the bar inside the legendary Penguin Cafe in Malate

Last rites at Penguin

A last drink at Penguin Cafe in Malate: Noli Aurillo plucking, a Rolling Stones epitaph, and thanks for all the fish crackers.

By Igan D'Bayan · January 4, 2010
Illuminated theater marquee glowing outside a dark movie palace at night

Cinema Purgatorio

An AB Lit student who snuck out of class returns to the dark: art films, a lost girl named Joy, and a professor finally answered.

By Igan D'Bayan · November 23, 2009
Graphic poster art for the Lino Brocka film retrospective in Vienna

Brocka’s brain

Nora Aunor carries her cross of water containers to Vienna: a Lino Brocka retrospective at the Künstlerhaus, unexpected and overdue.

By Igan D'Bayan · November 16, 2009
Viennale poster graphic with festival typography and Lino Brocka film retrospective card

Vienna International Film Festival pays tribute to Brocka: V for Viennale

Autumn in Vienna for the Viennale: Lars von Trier’s Antichrist, Tilda Swinton retrospectives, and Nora Aunor on screen in Lino Brocka’s Bona.

By Igan D'Bayan · November 16, 2009
Deserted Keplerplatz U-Bahn platform in Vienna with red signage and a lone figure on a bench

Vienna calling

A bratwurst stand at one in the morning, a drunken geezer serenading me in German, and the question of what could be scarier than history.

By Igan D'Bayan · November 13, 2009
Artist Manuel Ocampo in profile, bearded and in a pale baseball cap and dark work shirt, against a plain sepia-toned wall

Manuel Ocampo’s anarchy in the R.P.

The Manuel Ocampo conversation concludes: anarchy in the R.P., institutional critique, and hell according to Seinfeld’s Elaine.

By Igan D'Bayan · September 21, 2009