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Vinyl & Hi-Fi

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The Maxell “blown away” ad remade with Cthulhu: a suited tentacled listener in a leather armchair blasted backward by a loudspeaker, scarf and lampshade streaming, a record sleeve in his lap

Moving in Stereo: Why do audio fools fall in love?

Soundproofing is not acoustic treatment, the way Ryan Adams is not Bryan Adams. The never-ending build of a listening room, failing better.

By Igan D'Bayan · July 2, 2024
Cthulhu in a pinstriped suit swirls a cocktail in his listening room (turntable, orange speaker and record crates at hand) as the far wall opens onto a Bosch-like inferno crackling with pink lightning

Audio Inferno: Or how I learned to stop worrying and love ‘Best Audiophile Voices Vol. 4’

Bass traps, butcher blocks and a Doberman named Lucca: how to make a small room sing without selling a kidney for the privilege.

By Igan D'Bayan · August 29, 2020
An aged three-eyed Cthulhu in plaid pajamas sits chin in hand like Rodin’s Thinker, volumes of Nietzsche, Sartre and Camus stacked at his side, while the TV announces the COVID-19 pandemic officially over

Art, The Day After

Written from inside the 2020 lockdown: what a random Tuesday will taste like again, and why art does not thrive in the bleakest of moments.

By Igan D'Bayan · April 6, 2020
Rows of vinyl bins under gold-foil walls in the cavernous Space Hall record store in Berlin

Houses of Wax and Other Hits

Vinyl resurgence, my ass. Digging through Paris, Berlin, Amsterdam and Budapest for the record you did not know you were looking for.

By Igan D'Bayan · January 4, 2020
Parody of Steely Dan’s The Royal Scam album cover, retitled Cthulhu: The Royal Scam, a suited Cthulhu-headed sleeper on a ledge beneath skyscrapers topped with snarling beasts

Even further adventures in hi-fi: Or ‘You zombie be born again, my friend’

Speakers heavy as a monolith, vinyl drops at six in the morning, and a Hong Kong audio show where Jeff Buckley never really died

By Igan D'Bayan · October 9, 2016
Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band cover reimagined with modern rock stars around a floral ‘Music Is Life’ display

Get Your Kicks On Route 666

Noel Gallagher on his first guitar, the Cure’s longest set, a reporter who mistook Fergie for Apl.de.ap: an album of crazy diamonds met along the way.

By Igan D'Bayan · July 13, 2014
A technician in glasses works on the platter of a Technics SL-1200 turntable at a cluttered bench, surrounded by speakers, valve amplifiers and shelves of hi-fi gear

‘Rivo-lution’ no. 9

Rene Rivo is the Yoda of audio. The man behind Hyperaudio on hotrodding tube amps, tweaking Thorens turntables, and why vinyl never quite died.

By Igan D'Bayan · May 17, 2014
Parody of the Led Zeppelin IV album cover: a framed painting on a peeling wall of a robed Cthulhu-headed figure hunched under a bundle of audio cables

Further adventures in hi-fi: Or ‘And he’s buying a stereo to heaven’

Feel the derision of audiophiles once they find out you owned a piece of Bose equipment at any point in your life. It’s like the Mark of Cain.

By Igan D'Bayan · March 15, 2014
A sheep-headed insomniac in a Haruki Murakami T-shirt lies awake at 3:17 a.m., sheep leaping over the bed past a stack of Murakami novels

The wild sleep chase

Three in the morning, wide awake, counting sheep into the thousands. A record, a book, and the bakers’ radios arriving at last like a lullaby.

By Igan D'Bayan · October 21, 2005